Quote #17292
To err from the right path is common to mankind.
Quote #25374
No human being is constituted to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1438
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Quote #16547
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #22937
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great...
Quote #33006
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.