Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #10737
Outside show is a poor substitution for inner worth.
Quote #25237
In a general way, we try to anticipate some of your questions so that...
Quote #18322
Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #9485
The higher a man gets, the smaller he seems to those who cannot fly.
Quote #31246
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #1032
One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to...
Quote #11185
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.