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Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
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More men have become great through practice than by nature.
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How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold Because the lovely little flower is...
Quote #26491
Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14578
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
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He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
Quote #28420
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...