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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
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No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it...
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At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look At 45 they are...
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Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you...
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There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad...
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Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
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