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Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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History is a better guide than good intentions.
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Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
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There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...