Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #19254
Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell There God is dwelling too.
Quote #17437
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #25722
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work...
Quote #20171
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #1441
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Quote #2695
Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense...
Quote #18844
To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #14891
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...