Quote #7974
The only thing worse than a battle lost is a battle won.
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The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #3783
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #1194
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #32501
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Quote #30497
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....