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For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in...
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
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Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose – a...
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Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...