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You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are but...
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Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
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The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...