Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Quote #28925
Live all you can – it’s a mistake not to. It doesn’t so much...
Quote #2517
I married beneath me – all women do.
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If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it...
Quote #19820
A moment’s insight is sometimes worth a life’s experience.
Quote #1947
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of...