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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
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I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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The first casualty when war comes is truth.