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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself...
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The salary of the chief executive of the large corporations is not an award...
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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...
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With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
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Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
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Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty...
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The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who...
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I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in...