Quote #1746
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #25026
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #18575
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #3060
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #8818
To love another person is to see the face of God.