Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4636
When the candles are out all women are fair.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #12746
God enters by a private door into every individual.
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Courage changes things for the better…With courage you can stay with something long enough...
Quote #4896
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
Quote #6400
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
Quote #6823
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.