Quote #29419
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #32301
I believe in livin’ a life less ordinary… Yet extraordinary.
Quote #12565
I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced...
Quote #26779
A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #22597
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...