Quote #1974
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #19163
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Quote #13864
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Quote #22900
The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man...
Quote #4173
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Quote #27309
Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. …The...
Quote #33689
Et tu, Brute. You also, Brutus.
Quote #1321
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.