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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
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A little and a little, collected together, become a great deal; the heap in...
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom,...
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The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #17001
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....