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Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I...
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It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
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Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend A wise enemy is worth more.
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Freedom is not something that anybody can be given Freedom is something that people...
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It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
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How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...