Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand...
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I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for...
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If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.
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The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
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Since it is seldom clear whether intellectual activity denotes a superior mode of being...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.