Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of...
Quote #21541
Ace The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations...
Quote #22346
As we reach midlife . we are not prepared for the idea that time...
Quote #26034
Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our...
Quote #18088
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.