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The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants; instead...
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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There is nothing like a coup de foudre and absorption in family responsibility for...
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See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Happiness cannot be found–it must be created anew everyday.
Quote #30072
Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.