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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
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The best things in life aren’t things.
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance,...
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You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces – just good food from...
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He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.