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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
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Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
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Our belief at the beginning of a doubtful undertaking is the one thing that...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of...
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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....