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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
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The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One brush stroke...
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Oh for a book and a shady nook…
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Dream lofty dreams, as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.