Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #13410
A woman should never be trusted with money.
Quote #6094
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they...
Quote #9910
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #20875
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
Quote #22508
This is a burden I shall bear for every day of the life that...
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #15480
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #12587
Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.