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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
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Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes and...
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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #14728
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
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Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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You know what’s interesting about Washington It’s the kind of place where second-guessing has...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A...
Quote #8891
Imagination is more important than knowledge…