Quote #34803
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #4464
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
Quote #28382
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #29130
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Quote #19161
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #16958
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
Quote #26074
For the rest of my life I’m going to trust that God is always...