Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #16164
The secret of success is constancy of purpose.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #1026
Immortality — a fate worse than death.
Quote #30225
Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
Quote #237
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Quote #15636
How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #16746
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
Quote #695
Instant gratification takes too long.