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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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The future is no place to place your better days.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
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Time heals what reason cannot.
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I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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Death in itself is nothing but we fear To be we know not what,...
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...