Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #10178
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
Quote #2771
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #22932
…..if you’re driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you...
Quote #8002
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #3899
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Quote #24702
You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...