Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #20117
Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #30108
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Quote #28025
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #25007
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by...
Quote #33025
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #2447
I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good...