Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #22114
Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
Quote #33891
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #16454
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Quote #29691
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...
Quote #10191
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
Quote #26609
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #3787
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.