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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for...
Quote #30879
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Quote #8342
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
Quote #31610
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #15044
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true...
Quote #33652
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
Quote #13113
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Quote #28918
America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the...
Quote #6851
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad...