Quote #25251
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
Quote #21561
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #21207
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...
Quote #22369
The artist needs no religion beyond his work.
Quote #25937
All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
Quote #21317
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31580
As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
Quote #19466
The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work...