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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
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Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer...
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A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
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They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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People in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than...
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #1926
I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it,...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...