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Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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You create your opportunities by asking for them.
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Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
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The passing of an ordinary man is sad. The passing of a great man...
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...