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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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The great object is, that every man be armed. … Every one who is...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Quote #10506
Badness is only spoiled goodness.
Quote #25980
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...
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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
Quote #9930
It often happens that the real tragedies in life occur in such an inarticulate...
Quote #27651
I am responsible only to God and history.
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...