Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25574
And Jesus said unto him, ‘No man, having put his hand to the plough,...
Quote #4294
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Quote #20038
I love tranquil solitude And such society As is quiet, wise, and good.
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The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and...
Quote #7631
No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
Quote #33389
What’s the use of worrying It never was worthwhile.
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #18579
We must combine the toughness of the serpent and the softness of the dove,...