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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
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Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...
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Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
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In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but...
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The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
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I am a part of all I have seen.
Quote #22198
I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work...