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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
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Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no...
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...
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He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is...
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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...