Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
Quote #24804
Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When...
Quote #18375
We hate some persons because we do not know them and we will not...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #24845
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.
Quote #16603
This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.
Quote #26304
During these periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to...
Quote #4707
A prince should therefore have no other aim or thought, nor take up any...
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...