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What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people...
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Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass… unless you are an sf...
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....
Quote #4418
The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...