Quote #7705
For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
Quote #27489
Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
Quote #26138
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Quote #13316
Only the insane is absolutely certain.
Quote #181
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to....
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #30871
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #23601
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...