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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #2931
He grounds the warship he walks on.
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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #29838
You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total...
Quote #28464
The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it...
Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #26832
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
Quote #24349
The extreme limit of wisdom–that is what the public calls madness.