Quote #4636
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #28200
It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Quote #15736
There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of...
Quote #5092
I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom...
Quote #4367
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #5282
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...
Quote #5408
True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table;...