Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #17394
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #5210
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #9047
The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom...
Quote #26836
It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day...
Quote #30325
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it’s always in your face.
Quote #19800
There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
Quote #31410
Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...