Quote #21239
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing...
Quote #5367
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
Quote #198
It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine,...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #7143
In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found...
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To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
Quote #1110
A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
Quote #14234
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the...