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Life is too important to take seriously.
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Know thyself? A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and...
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins...
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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. … the unique and the...