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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is...
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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A country is considered the more civilized the more the wisdom and efficiency of...