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If you just set people in motion they’ll heal themselves.
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It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth....
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A family is a family not because of gender but because of values, like...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Poverty of goods is easily cured poverty of the mind is irreparable.
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Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on...
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.